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Theranos
Securities fraud · HealthTech · Extinction-Level
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Case #CA-2019-0002
WeWork
IPO disaster · PropTech · Extinction-Level
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Case #CA-2017-0003
Juicero
Product absurdity · Consumer Hardware · Moderate
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Case #CA-2017-0004
Fyre Festival
Wire fraud · Media/Events · Extinction-Level
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Case #CA-2020-0005
Quibi
Value destruction · Streaming · Catastrophic
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Case #CA-2022-0006
FTX
Crypto fraud · Fintech · Extinction-Level
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Case #CA-2001-0007
Segway
Overpromising · Consumer Hardware · Minor
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Case #CA-2021-0008
Clubhouse
General vibes · Social Media · Moderate
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